SLOP & FLOP AGAINST UNITED

No heroes against Manchester United at home, and now we’re all looking for a comfort blanket of sorts. Am I ready to be that item today? Possibly.

Arsenal don’t do bad results, generally. The last time we conceded 3 goals like that was Luton Town, who’ve been relegated twice since 2023, and Jack Wilshere is now their manager. It’s a rarity to concede 3 goals from 3 shots on target with an xG of 0.71. Unfortunately, sometimes football is a cruel bitch, and it will smack you up with gleeful brutality when you least suspect it.