HISTORY AWAITS A HERO

OK, so my powers of manifestation combined with prediction could not take us to the promised land of a 0-0 draw for Manchester City and Wolves. We can’t be greedy out here, can we?

But that doesn’t mean Saturday was banter-free. Spurs could only manage a draw against Burnley, and Liverpool lost to a very troubled Bournemouth who stole their dreams of a point in the 95th minute (what did I tell you about VVD dropping off if Liverpool had a down season? He’s been TERRIBLE). Delicious. We also...