DHS Very Upset Masked Agents Can't Pee In Minneapolis

The Department of Homeland Security stated on the Bad App that federal agents can't take bathroom breaks because protesters are mean to them. Wow, how awful for them. It's understandable, though, because I wouldn't let them clean my toilets.

"Today, Border Patrol agents who were in the Minneapolis–St. Paul area as part of a targeted enforcement operation were repeatedly harassed and blocked by hostile crowds while simply trying to take bathroom breaks," DHS wrote.

"At each gas...