Whole milk is gross. I don't care what RFK says.

Whole milk, yuck.

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• The government's latest dietary guidelines suggest people drink whole milk instead of low-fat.
• This matters a lot for school lunches, where whole milk will get top billing.
• But for the rest of us: Who actually prefers sludgy, thick whole milk over crisp skim? Yuck!

I refuse the long arm of the government's reach into my refrigerator: I'm not drinking whole milk!

And I readily accept that food is political, so the fact...