Trump’s Greenland Madness Has NATO On Alert

Right now in Greenland, amidst icebergs and desolation, great powers of the Western world are assembling – not to repel the Hun or confront Lenin’s Bolsheviks, but to gently, awkwardly, and incredulously discourage the President of the United States from behaving like an intoxicated real estate speculator at a polar auction.

Britain, France, Germany, Norway, and Sweden have dispatched soldiers, ships, warplanes to the Arctic, to ostensibly reassure the world the Arctic's not been “abandoned,” as Trump alleged.