ROB SCHNEIDER: Go woke, go broke isn't a slogan — it's becoming Hollywood’s reality

Towards the end of the fifth season of "Stranger Things," the character of Will Byers gathers his family and friends together. He has good reason. They need to prepare for the final battle against Vecna, a terrifying, skinless monster with a penchant for mass murder and apocalyptic terrorism. But instead, Will comes out as gay.

This is perhaps the most anticlimactic moment in television since Pam woke up to reveal that the entire tenth season of "Dallas" had been a dream. In laborious and earnest tones...