DYCHE, ROBBING POINTS FROM THE RICH

What is up, freaks and geeks?

I don’t really think you are a freak or a geek; it just felt good to write.

What doesn’t feel good is seeing that Nottingham Forest and that monster, Sean Dyche, are trying to tear up Zinchenko’s contract and send him back to Arsenal in January.

Doesn’t this move feel like an East End dad from the 60s walking in on his son practicing Freddie Mercury tunes in the mirror?

‘We won’t have that malarkey in my house; get out in the garden and shovel...