‘A stranger handed me a note saying I was speaking too loud in a cafe – it was mortifying’

Paulina said the note was smacked down on her table

‘We know the names of your cats’ sounds like a bizarre threat – but this time it was just classic British passive aggression at its finest.

Coffee shop customer Paulina, 32, was given the damning indictment in a handwritten note telling her she was too loud.

She was in the middle of a ‘mundane’ conversation in a Hammersmith cafe in west London when an older woman came up to the table and smacked the piece of paper on their table.