“I gotta log off”: The White House declares “war on protein” on its social media accounts as international tensions rise

The White House account on X just announced that they're ending a "war on protein" that nobody knew existed. As another "Make America Healthy Again" initiative, the account linked to the new upside-down food pyramid that seems to prioritize beef and cheese over whole grains.

The jokes are as delicious and satisfying as a juicy steak, without the cholesterol.

The war on what now?

On Sunday, the White House put out an unexpected statement on X. Over Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F.