White House baffles by announcing victory in 'war on protein': 'I thought this was a joke'

The White House declared an end to hostilities in a "war on protein" that many social media users had been unaware even existed.

The administration last week released updated U.S. dietary guidelines aligned with the priorities of Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s “Make America Healthy Again” movement, which emphasizes protein, dairy and healthy fats, along with vegetables and fruit, while whole grains are substantially de-emphasized from previous federal recommendations.

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