WATCH: Nikki Glaser’s opening monologue from the 2026 Golden Globes

The 83rd annual Golden Globes returned to CBS tonight, highlighting the past year in TV and film. Comedian Nikki Glaser once again hosted the Golden Globes at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, after first hosting the gig in 2025.

She kicked off the award show with a monologue that didn’t hold back on anyone in attendance or the network airing the show.

Read her monologue below. (This has been slightly edited for clarity.)

“Good evening and welcome to the 83rd Golden Globes.

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