Even With Terrible Jobs Report Trump's Cult Claims Economy Is Booming

Forbes just reported on the latest jobs report and it's not good:

"The Bureau of Labor Statistics job market report for December, the last one for 2025, mostly shows a continuation of what we saw in earlier months: the labor market continues to create modest numbers of jobs, mostly in just a few key sectors. But overall, the job market is just limping along, finishing out 2025 with the same sluggishness we saw all year."

To Trumpers, "limping and sluggish" means we are in a boom!