Southern Charm Recap: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

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During this episode, Shephard Rose, a boat shoe that developed organs, goes to visit his cousin Marcie, and she grills him about when he’s going to settle down, a question that women are always asking on this show, and then men are shrugging at it as if to bounce the question into the roiling waters of the Atlantic. Wait. Where do I know Marcie from? Was she … on the show? I’ve recapped this show since season four (what am I doing with my life?), and I remember Danni and Chelsea and Cam and even Gizmo...