5 reasons this war for oil will be better than the last war for oil, and the one before that

Why can’t people just have fun with war? A bunch of wimpy asses are already whining that the U.S. is entering a “war for oil” in Venezuela that will end badly, just like Operations Desert Storm and Iraqi Freedom, which were total fun, by the way.

The snivelers can suck it, though, because the Trump administration used GenAI.mil and Grok to get lessons from all our oil-based conflicts, going back to the Banana Wars of the 1920s, ensuring this latest incursion won’t devolve into another avoidable...