Odd duck DeSantis heads to charm school and other New Year’s 'resolutions' for the GOP

It’s a new year here in the Free State of Florida and you’re freer than ever!

Free to tote guns; free to kill bears; free to drain and pave; free to call ICE if you spy some brown-complected fellows in the Home Depot parking lot.

Most of all, you’re free to make New Year’s Resolutions.

Not the usual crap about getting more exercise, practicing mindfulness, adding legumes to your diet or volunteering.

Nonsense.

We’re Americans: selfish, lazy, and overweight.

Now...