An interesting Premier League weekend

Morning all.

It was quite an interesting day of Premier League action yesterday. I chose not to watch Man City play Chelsea, in much the same way I would choose not to nail my bollocks to a plank of wood, and put something else on the TV instead. At one my phone started buzzing, and with the knowledge that it was 1-0 to City at half-time, I expected a lot of ‘Typical City’ messages as they went on to win the game.

Imagine my surprise when I looked and found a lot of ‘Come ons!’, a couple of ‘Get ins!’...