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Johnny is back to dish out the ratings with his usual reckless abandon. We’re dissecting a white-knuckle ride down on the South Coast—a game that felt like it was written by fate, until we decided to rewrite the ending.

On the menu this week:

• The Cardiac Kids: Why do we love these stress-inducing wins that test our hearts?

• The Brain Fart: A serious word for the King of Brazil’s moment of madness (even if we still love him).

• Big Deck Energy: Taking...