Military websites undergo annual update to make them worse

FT. MEADE, Md. — Across the Department of Defense this week, functional military websites will be undergoing their annual update to make them worse, sources confirmed today.

“Our websites and cyber infrastructure are at a point where they work and you can use them to do your job,” Lt. Gen. William J. Hartman, acting commander of U.S. Cyber Command, told reporters. “This cannot stand. I’ve directed all available resources to change this as soon as possible.”

Planned improvements include broken links...