Grandpa Pudding Brains taking credit for the English language

The Orange Menace declared that he may have invented the word "caravan," a claim so historically illiterate it threatens the entire concept of language as a shared human project rather than a Trump-branded intellectual property soon to be bankrupt.

At a recent event, convicted felon and real estate fraud Donald Trump confidently suggested that the word "caravan" basically didn't exist until he started using it to describe migrants, as if English had been wandering the desert wordless until he showed up with a Big Mac and a Sharpie.