I Must Come Clean: I Have Trump Derangement Syndrome

The symptoms of TDS include loathing Trump b/c he deported your sister, told your wife at her government job on a Friday at 4:45 pm not to come in next week—or ever again—has more spasms on tariffs than during a Shark Week he spent with Stormy, and has bankrupted more small businesses than heart disease.

Other symptoms: despising Trump for being a cerebrally perforated ass-monger who screams at female reporters for asking basic questions. Knowing he fills his diaper faster than SNAP funds for starving children...