Happy Same Year!

It is December 28, which means many of us are deep into the Season of Delusion, a magical period when grown adults behave like weird Elfies drunk on mulled wine. The population becomes convinced that the New Year itself will trigger a transformation into better, healthier and more organised versions of ourselves. An impressively unfounded belief, as evidence consistently suggests otherwise.

By this point in December, no one is fully mentally present, not even institutions. A vague collective...