Santa with CCW gets pulled over, tells Ohio deputy 'you got to protect yourself' during festive traffic stop

Santa almost landed on the naughty list, but no coal was issued.

An older couple dressed as St. Nick and Mrs. Claus were pulled over for speeding in Ohio while traveling to visit their daughter. 

A deputy with the Fulton County Sheriff's Office approached the vehicle and immediately became starstruck.

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"Santa," the deputy is heard saying while laughing, according...