Pentagon strikes 'narco-terrorist' sleigh, reindeer off Venezuela coast
WASHINGTON — A U.S. drone-launched missile strike has eliminated a notorious flying "narco-terrorist" responsible for millions of annual home invasions dating back to the nineteenth century, sources confirmed today.
Navy pilots assigned to Joint Task Force Hammer — and Everything Looks Like a Nail (JTFH-ELLN) positively identified the “narco kingpin” as he flew an unregistered aerial sleigh powered by eight reindeer, repeatedly violating Venezuelan airspace on the night of December 24 to 25...