Chronic Crook Picked Single Worst Day of Entire Year to Rob Store, Gets Classic Christmas Comeuppance

As a rather universal, general rule of life, it’s just not a good idea to be a criminal.

It’ll cut into your personal life, it’s generally not good for your health, and, oh yeah, criminal activity is illegal.

But if you were so inspired by the Grand Theft Auto video games to pursue a life of crime, there are some common-sense rules to follow.

You know, stuff like “Don’t leave evidence in your car,” “Don’t return to the scene of the crime,” and “Don’t target police events.”