What do you get the dictator who has everything?

Despite this being a year when everything about the executive branch has been so horrible and destructive, Christmastime instills a vibe of generosity that can’t be ignored. Even those idiots in or adjacent to the Trump administration deserve something besides our contempt. It is in this spirit of giving that I present below my own list of holiday gifts for those who have been running things — at least in theory.

Donald Trump — President

A laminated list of grudges ranked by intensity of hatred.