You, Too, Can Name Valuable Public Institutions After President Trump!

President Trump is on a roll. In the past couple of weeks, he’s named the Kennedy Center, the U.S. Institute of Peace, and a new class of battleships after himself.

It may seem that he sometimes mixes up the rationales for these namings. The Navy will direct the design of the battleships “along with me,” Trump said yesterday, “because I’m a very aesthetic person.” That, of course, may better explain the sudden appearance of his name before that of President Kennedy on D.C.’s premier cultural center.