Prime Day is back, and so is my unhinged wish list

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Prime Day is back, and so am I.

Why Amazon decided that Prime Day needed to be a multi-annual event, I'll never know. It's possible that the retailer has decided to personally punish me for sharing a singular Prime account with my six roommates back in my early 20s. Whatever the cause, I am now...