ARSENAL SIGN GOAL MONSTER

Arsenal finally did it. The haters said it wouldn’t happen. The haters were wrong.

Welcome to Arsenal, Viktor Gyokeres.

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The headline is clear: Arsenal just signed the most prolific striker in Europe.

He scored 54 goals in 52 appearances. That’s a disgusting number. It’s a level of output that is freakish, even when contextualised against a weak Portuguese League.