6 Hot Gods From TV And Movies Who Can Totally Get It

Remember Netflix’s Kaos? I’m still deeply confused by how sexy Jeff Goldblum is in this show, despite having been nearly 70 when he filmed this. Where did that rizz come from? Is he taking pills? Can I speak with his dealer?

Anyway, Goldblum’s performance as a charismatic pansexual Zeus got me thinking about other hot pop culture gods who can get it. Here they are, and you’re welcome.

Dionysus in Kaos

Netflix

Zeus isn’t the only god in Kaos who has me changing my Grindr location to Mount Olympus.