Watch: Rare ‘Firenado’ Captured on Video as it Cuts a Swath of Destruction

Every American has their perfect nightmare when it comes to natural disasters, based almost exclusively on where they reside.

If you live on the West Coast, you’re just waiting for “The Big One.” If you live on the actual westernmost coast of the United States via Hawaii, you’ve got tidal waves to worry about. If you live in the northeast, you’ve got nasty blizzards. And if you live on the East Coast, you’ve got lovely named hurricanes to prep for.

And then there are those Americans...