The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Better Never Than Late

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I have never been more excited to write about a Real Housewives fight than I am to write about newbie Stephanie laying into Lisa about her constant lateness. Stephanie says she has two pet peeves: talking about penises and people who are late. On the first, well, I light a votive every night to Kiki, the goddess of male anatomy, because all I ever want to talk about are “dicks, penises, and balls.” But on the second point, I couldn’t concur more. There is absolutely nothing worse in the entire world than Late People.