This week in PC games: Tony Hawk, eerie cat miners and all the speedrunning you can eat

Last week was a week of cancellations, layoffs and general immiseration, so let's attempt to bless this one with some introductory dad jokes.

Did you hear about the femme fatale who had to phone tech support? You see, her legs wouldn't quit. Did you hear about the femme fatale who had to phone Minecraft tech support? You see, her logs wouldn't cut. Did you hear about the femme fatale with a very high ping who had to withdraw from a Counter-Strike tournament? You see, her lags wouldn't qualify...