7 Movies That Will Instantly Turn You Gay (And We Mean That In The Best Way) 

Thank you for attending this week’s meeting of the Gay Agenda.

If you are not an LGBTQ ally or queer person, then you are not meant to be in attendance and must leave immediately for your own safety. The knowledge shared during this session may cause your face to melt like the Nazis at the end of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. You have been warned. 

Now, for the rest of you: We have almost completed our goal of turning 10% of the world gay. As many of you know...