The Valley Recap: Image Rehab

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Did we really need a supersize episode for Jax to come out of rehab and immediately prove that he has changed as much as the stern and stony faces on Mt. Rushmore? No, we surely did not, and as an illustration, let’s just look at a few of his more ridiculous quotes, shall we? My favorite, obviously, is “I just got out of rehab. I want to go out.” This is in reference to the party at Jesse’s that Zack is throwing for his boyfriend, Benji, now that he’s back from exile in the frozen northern lands of Canada.