'He sulked, he slouched': Analyst claims 'puny' parade left Trump miserable

Americans “really let President Donald Trump down on June 14," USA Today columnist Rex Huppke mocked on Monday.

With more than five million people rallying at various ‘no kings’ protests, Huppke wanted those demonstrators to know how “hurtful that was for a man who just wanted to have a cool birthday parade that would make him feel like a powerful dictator?”

Huppke went on the argued that the parade, which was supposed to celebrate the 250th anniversary of the Army but which happened to fall on Trump’s 79th birthday...