JUST HOW BIG A BOMB WAS DONALD TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY MILITARY PARADE?

How big a bomb was Donald Trump’s military parade that celebrated the Army’s 250th anniversary and — coincidental or not — his birthday?

It was so bad even some tanks called in sick.

It was so bad North Korea sent a sympathy card.

It was so bad the bulk of the audience was made up of tumbleweeds.

It was so bad even the Proud Boys said, “Nah, we’ve got brunch.”

it was so empty Trump’s ego finally had room to breathe.

It made the atomic bomb in Hiroshima...