Why the 2025 Chicago Bears Might Finally Stop Sucking

Alright Bears fans, let’s cut the crap. You’ve been burned. You’ve watched a franchise that’s made offensive football look like rocket science. You’ve suffered through QB busts, O-line disasters, and coaching staffs so incompetent they could screw up a Madden franchise mode. Yesterday I had my pessimistic hat on, but today? We’re flipping the damn script. This year might actually be different — and no, this isn’t just offseason hopium. This is about cold, hard, statistically-backed optimism.