Trump Is So Close To Torching The Tesla His Ex Sold Him

We've all gone through messy breakups at some point, but the public divorce between Donald J. Trump and Elon Musk takes the cake. We're watching Divorce Court while hoping neither parent gets custody of us.

Trump infamously and unethically turned the South Lawn of the White House into a car showroom in March, featuring his brokedick billionaire buddy's Teslas since Musk was facing a massive worldwide backlash over his unelected role in government. Musk's company was losing value, so Trump...