Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin May Have Consciously Uncoupled

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Longtime on-again, off-again (engaged but not making a big deal of it) couple Dakota Johnson and Chris Martin have reportedly split after eight years. Maybe the exclusive source is lying to People when they say “it feels final this time,” but the reports of a breakup arriving on the eve of Celine Song’s Materialists feels altogether auspicious. What better way to grapple with the meaning of a post-modern...