Frumpy Mom: A letter to my grandchildren

A letter to my grandchildren:

There are two of you now, although you’re both in diapers and haven’t yet learned how to read. Hopefully, by the time you’re old enough, people will still be reading and this skill hasn’t been replaced by something else, like viewing everything on screens. (Although, to be honest, I read mostly on screens these days.)

Anyway, I never know when a bus might jump a lane and mow me down, or a giant bird might come down from the sky and carry me away to his hilltop nest...