‘Fountain Of Youth’ Looked Perfect On Paper, But Was A Major Flub For Apple TV+

This weekend I reactivated my Apple TV+ subscription, which I cancelled following the Severance season finale, to watch their newest treasure-seeking action film, Fountain of Youth, starring John Krasinski and Natalie Portman.

On paper, it had all the right elements to justify a $9.99 fee: established leads, supporting roles featuring Eiza González, Domhall Gleeson, and Stanley Tucci, gorgeous sets, a smorgasbord of foreign destinations, and costume design that screamed Banana Republic...