THE HORROR, HILARITY, AND REALITY OF THE EUROPA LEAGUE NIGHTMARE

You’ve come here this morning because, as I understand it, you’ve had to witness some extremely weak behavior on your FYP and in your group chats.

Accusations of cuck behavior around the fanbase are up 276% since Spurs beat Manchester United with one shot on target in the Europa League.

If you want some reassurance that you haven’t totally lost your mind—that people pining for Europa are actually pathetic—then you’ve landed in the right place.

Let’s just lay down some football realities.