Donald Taps Judge Box O'Wine For Top DC Prosecutor Job

Fox News host Jeanine Pirro was previously ticketed for excessive speeding in upstate New York after state police clocked her driving 119 mph, nearly double the speed limit, so of course, Donald J. Trump announced on Truth Social that he has tapped her to serve as the top prosecutor in the District of Columbia.

What's next? Perhaps Trump will announce Andrew Tate as head of the National Institutes of Health, which funds the Women's Health Initiative. Pirro has appeared to be wasted on at least a few Fox episodes, so this tracks.