Trump Proclaims 'Victory Day' Holidays Where You Have To Work

During the swearing in ceremony of David Purdue as US Ambassador to China, Trump went on a tangent about creating a new sort of holiday called "Victory Day."

He says it's a holiday to honor WWII, but we can't really celebrate it because Americans already have too many holidays off of work. Get it?

Trump's meandering monologue then transitioned into honoring World War I as well, making it two Victory Days in all. (Just like his ice cream scoops!)

But you still can't take these days off of work.