Man Gored By Bison at Yellowstone National Park

“Florida Man” headlines don’t happen just in Florida.

On Sunday, 2,500 miles northwest of the Sunshine State, a 47-year-old man had a close call with a bison. According to Tampa’s News Channel 8, the Cape Coral, Florida resident was visiting the Lake Village area of Yellowstone National Park around 3:15 p.m. local time when he tried to get a little too up close and personal with the local wildlife. Specifically: a bison.

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