Arsonist Sets Fire To Pennsylvania Governor’s Mansion

A man is in custody after scaling an iron security fence in the middle of the night, eluding police, and breaking into the Pennsylvania governor’s mansion where he set a fire, claiming he would have attacked Governor Shapiro with a hammer if he happened upon him inside the residence. What do you think?

“Smart to get some state-level experience before setting fire to Washington.”

Matt Maketh, Bleacher Filler

“Seems bad, but I’ll wait for the manifesto...