The Valley Season-Premiere Recap: Hell Week

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Have we ever considered that Valley Village might be cursed? Tom Schwartz and Katie Maloney moved there, and only a few short years later, they consciously un-Bubba-ed and are both living in bad apartments on the wrong side of Mulholland. Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix moved there and then were forced to share the same domicile in indignity while Tom tried to hold on to their cookie-cutter modern farmhouse with the world’s most hideous LEGO portrait on the wall. Then Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright followed...