I'm going to live in HeavenX when Windows 10 support ends

I've heard things, Microsoft, and I think I'd rather die. About Windows 11, I mean, although there's also that other stuff. Instead, I'm choosing to escape to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by enshittification: the past (moon's done for already). Actual human immortality is due to launch by Q2 of 1999, and then all I'll have to do is upload my soul to HeavenX. This means I'll miss both the UK TV debut of The Sopranos and Roy Walker's final episode of Catchphrase but, eh, swings and roundabouts.