From drunken louts to misshapen testicles – here’s why finding decent bloke in 40s is like finding a Love Island virgin

WALKING into the busy pub, I spotted my date standing at the bar with a pint of lager in one hand.

His face lit up as he saw me, and he stepped forward to kiss me on both cheeks.

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Dressed smartly? Check.