Labour green-lighting new Universal theme park shows they genuinely crave growth

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THE global economy is on a knife-edge and broke Britain is desperate for growth.

Yesterday, as if conjured by Harry Potter’s wand, a vast Universal theme park in Bedfordshire was announced.

A vast Universal theme park in Bedfordshire has been announced

We couldn’t be more delighted to report good financial news for once.

A £50billion boost to the UK in all, with 20,000 new jobs building the site and 8,000 staffing it when complete in 2031.